FAKE ASS NEWS NEWS

Welcome to Fake Ass News News
Home of misinformation, satire, and the occasional unintentional prophecy.

💥 What We Do

Fake Ass News News is a satirical media brand for people who are sick of corporate news, partisan hacks, and billion-dollar truth laundering. We produce politically reckless comedy, culture-mocking commentary, and journalistic chaos disguised as content.

If it’s corrupt, absurd, or sacred — we drag it through the Balz Pit, set it on fire, and sell you a mug about it.

🎬 Our Shows

📰 Violence on the Truth
Hosted by anchor Hope Violence, this straight-faced fake newscast delivers brutal honesty from the heart of America’s moral implosion. It’s polished, punchy, and dead serious about being unserious. Think Network meets Infowars, but with better lighting and worse ethics.

🎙️ Come at Me, Balz
Hosted by America’s most unqualified interviewer, Brian Johnson-Balz, this unhinged sit-down show lures the powerful, the deluded, and the heavily medicated into the Balz Pit — where facts are optional, sock puppets are sentient, and AI might already be running the show.

🧢 What You’ll Find Here

• 🎥 Our latest YouTube episodes, embedded for immediate propaganda exposure

• 🛍️ Satirical merch for radicals, progressives, misfits, and meme lords

• 🎽 Tees, mugs, stickers, and stuff your mom will beg you not to wear at Thanksgiving

• 🧠 Deep thoughts from shallow minds

• ✉️ Occasional emails if we’re sober enough to click “Send”

🤡 Fake Ass News News Is For Anyone Who...

• Thinks “neoliberal” is a slur

• Has been banned from three group chats for “posting too hard”

• Reads history for comfort and panic

• Believes comedy should punch up, sideways, and occasionally right back at itself

• Supports independent misinformation as a public service

Buy something. Watch something. Share it before the blackout comes.

Because the future is dumb — and we’re already dressed for it.